Let's not risk plummeting to our deaths in a sex mishap on our first date, yeah? That's a little much, even for me.

[ He's conveniently not going to say a word about any Teach-related fantasies. Because honestly, he's pretty sure if even a single student in any of their Houses claimed not to have at least one of those, he'd call every single one of them a liar.

But he does give the mirrored dresser a speculative look, because that could be fun... ] Hmm, well, as long as it's not likely to give you a complex...

[ It's said teasingly, but he does push back off the bed to his feet once more and then hold out a hand to Claude with a smirk. ]